I’m blatantly stealing an idea from a friend (what are friends for?):
You know those spam emails and notices you get that tell you it’s the last chance to donate for the year to get a tax deduction? Well, I’m playing off that idea (which, as I said I stole from my friend Jane Lebak) and announcing LOUDLY that this is your last chance to buy Sword’s Edge and Deuces Wild: Beginners’ Luck in either e-book, print, or both in the year 2014!
Act now before it’s too late!
And if you buy before the New Year rings in, you’ll get great luck in 2015, win lotteries you didn’t even play, and confetti will rain on you every day!*
* Promises of good luck, lottery winnings, and confetti guaranteed by the same folks who bring you the wonderful rewards from spam mail and chain letters and posts. Void where prohibited by common sense. Not for use around animals and small children. Terms are subject to change without notice. Batteries not included. BHT added to preserve freshness. Use only as directed.